January 25, 2010

Be Square

Hey everybody! It's Superbowl Squares time again. You all knew this moment was coming, I hope you're prepared.

The Rules:

1. Pick five squares. In the comments, using the letter/number combination to indicate the square. Yes. Just like "Battleship".
2. Offer up your own prize contribution. No TBDs. Here's Mine.
3. Once the grid is full, I'll randomly assign actual numbers, using the deck of cards method.
4. Should you win a quarter, you can pick one of the prizes offered by any other participant. First come, first served.

Good luck.


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31 comments:

Übermilf said...

G3,H3,G4,H4,H5

Cupcakes, winner's choice of cake/frosting flavor combo.

Moxie said...

Can I play?

Nick said...

No dogs allowed.

UberDILF said...

A0, A8, B8 A9, B9
Choice of Mark Twin autobiography, The Studs Terkel Reader, or "The Last Gentleman Adventurer"

dizzy von damn! said...

i want to be on top of nick again.

(pasties, handmade, theme of your choice)

Tits McGee said...

I want to be all snuggled up with you delicious people, so 1C, 3E, 5G, 7I, 8H.

I know I said bacon baklava, but I'm fucking exhausted and shit, so it might end up just being something cunt-related. You'll survive.

Nick said...

15 holes to fill.

Sysm said...

I would like to surround Dilf.

A7, B7, C7, C8 and C9

My prize is David Lee Roth's autobiography, "Crazy from the Heat".

Scarlet Hip said...

I'm jumping into this clusterfuck.

B7 G6 A1 I8 D4

A copy of How to Live at the Beach by Sandy Gingras

ba said...

any five. An oil painting of a cat.

Mike said...

I'm in. Choose five squares at random, including Jim Jay Bullac. Prize is http://bit.ly/667an2

Nick said...

Hip, B7 Was claimed by Sysm just before you so I put you in B6. Please let me know if this is acceptable.

Nick said...

Also, I totally don't get the Jim Jay Bullock reference.

ginonymous said...

sweetie, i think it's a "Hollywood Squares" joke. I want 6d, 5e, 2i, 1j,5c - prize will be foul cross stitch in lovely frame. yay!

ginonymous said...

and Jobu is under the weather, so i'll speak for him. give him five at random - i'll make him post a prize tomorrow!

Nick said...

Gin, You picked two squares that I gave to BA, so I gave you two new ones. Let me know if they are OK.

You gotta read, people.

I'll post Joe's when he picks a prize.

Sysm said...

psssst. the "deck of cards method"? I made that up. It's a catchall name for any method that gives Dilf shitty numbers.

Sonny Dryesdale said...

a2, b3, c4, d5, e6 and the winner to receive... a broken pachinko machine.

jeannie martini said...

D0,E4, G9, J5, J3



1 martini glass.

Nick said...

8 spots left.

Moxie said...

G0,G1,G2,H0,H1

Prize: my flat squirrel! No, I love that. King George! No, they'd never let me give him away. I know, the dad's crocs!

Nick said...

I'd take King George. We could cuddle and eat tuna.

jeannie martini said...

Where do we go to collect our winnings? Do we have to pay taxes on the prizes? Do we have to watch the game to win? Where can I get a printed copy of the rules? Is there a time limit where as I have to claim my prize? A dog is playing, I thought no dogs were allowed. Can my pet rock play?

Übermilf said...

Moxie, go lay down!

Monkey said...

I (as in Eye) 3, i4, i5, i6, F6

DVD collection of Monkey's Greatest Hits.

Amy said...

F2, B5, E7, H9, C0

My offer is a secret oatmeal cookie recipe.

Nick said...

IT'S SECRET!

dizzy von damn! said...

what happened to your blog layout

Rev. Jack said...

I'll take D1 thru G1 and I offer up my John O' Hurley book.

Room Mom Helper said...

I can't stand 29. I must have 30.

foundinidaho said...

All right, I'm in for 2 of what's left. Your prize will be a "Darth Tater" t-shirt. Yes, I'm from Idaho and I suppose it may suck to many people, but I'm proud of it.