Why It's Good To Have Friends
June 23, 2009
Nick touched Nick's butt.
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Proof of Divine Might
June 10, 2009
If, like me, you have doubted the existence of a divine being, or if you think the whole thing is a ridiculous fairy tale then I have something for you; tangible, corporeal, material proof of the existence of God. Sounds crazy right?
Who's crazy now, bitch?
The jizz in my pants just jizzed its pants.
Who's crazy now, bitch?
The jizz in my pants just jizzed its pants.
Nick touched Nick's butt.
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MLB Nearly-Halfway Awards
June 08, 2009
AL Cy Young Contenders:
Roy Halladay 10-1, 2.52 ERA, 88 SO
Zack Greinke 8-2, 1.55 ERA, 91 SO
Edwin Jackson 6-3, 2.16 ERA, 62 SO
Jered Weaver 5-2, 2.26 ERA, 63 SO
NL Cy Young Contenders:
Johan Santana 7-3, 2.00 ERA, 89 SO
Matt Cain 7-1, 2.27 ERA, 53 SO
Jonathon Broxton 6-0, 13 SV, 1.24 ERA, 47 SO
Chad Billingsley 7-3, 2.59 ERA, 85 SO
AL MVP Contenders:
Justin Morneau .335 BA, 1.043 OPS, 15 HR, 52 RBI, 0 SB
Evan Longoria .320 BA, 1.003 OPS, 13 HR, 55 RBI, 2 SB
Mark Teixeira .286 BA, .998 OPS, 17 HR, 50 RBI, 0 SB
Jason Bay .277 BA, .999 OPS, 16 HR, 55 RBI, 5 SB
Kevin Youkilis .349 BA, 1.101 OPS, 9 HR, 35 RBI, 2 SB
NL MVP Contenders:
Albert Pujols .333 BA, 1.137 OPS, 18 HR, 51 RBI, 7 SB
Raul Ibanez .329 BA, 1.062 OPS, 19 HR, 54 RBI, 4 SB
Adrian Gonzalez .278 BA, 1.048 OPS, 22 HR, 43 RBI, 1 SB
Prince Fielder .298 BA, 1.026 OPS, 15 HR, 54 RBI, 0 SB
Miguel Tejada .354 BA, .905 OPS, 6 HR, 33 RBI, 2 SB
AL ROY:
Elvis Andrus .275 BA, .732 OPS, 3 HR, 12 RBI, 9 SB
NL ROY:
Colby Rasmus .259 BA, .771 OPS, 6 HR, 20 RBI, 1 SB
Roy Halladay 10-1, 2.52 ERA, 88 SO
Zack Greinke 8-2, 1.55 ERA, 91 SO
Edwin Jackson 6-3, 2.16 ERA, 62 SO
Jered Weaver 5-2, 2.26 ERA, 63 SO
NL Cy Young Contenders:
Johan Santana 7-3, 2.00 ERA, 89 SO
Matt Cain 7-1, 2.27 ERA, 53 SO
Jonathon Broxton 6-0, 13 SV, 1.24 ERA, 47 SO
Chad Billingsley 7-3, 2.59 ERA, 85 SO
AL MVP Contenders:
Justin Morneau .335 BA, 1.043 OPS, 15 HR, 52 RBI, 0 SB
Evan Longoria .320 BA, 1.003 OPS, 13 HR, 55 RBI, 2 SB
Mark Teixeira .286 BA, .998 OPS, 17 HR, 50 RBI, 0 SB
Jason Bay .277 BA, .999 OPS, 16 HR, 55 RBI, 5 SB
Kevin Youkilis .349 BA, 1.101 OPS, 9 HR, 35 RBI, 2 SB
NL MVP Contenders:
Albert Pujols .333 BA, 1.137 OPS, 18 HR, 51 RBI, 7 SB
Raul Ibanez .329 BA, 1.062 OPS, 19 HR, 54 RBI, 4 SB
Adrian Gonzalez .278 BA, 1.048 OPS, 22 HR, 43 RBI, 1 SB
Prince Fielder .298 BA, 1.026 OPS, 15 HR, 54 RBI, 0 SB
Miguel Tejada .354 BA, .905 OPS, 6 HR, 33 RBI, 2 SB
AL ROY:
Elvis Andrus .275 BA, .732 OPS, 3 HR, 12 RBI, 9 SB
NL ROY:
Colby Rasmus .259 BA, .771 OPS, 6 HR, 20 RBI, 1 SB
Nick touched Nick's butt.
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I'm A Genius
June 06, 2009
I have developed the greatest cocktail of all time. I call it a Manhattan Special. It's a variation on the traditional Manhattan, which everybody knows is whiskey, sweet vermouth, bitters and a cherry. It can be served on the rocks in a lowball glass or chilled and strained into a cocktail glass.
My new drink, the Manhattan Special, is nearly identical to a traditional Manhattan with only a couple minor tweaks.
First what you're going to want to do is find a clean working space with plenty of room, then gather up the aforementioned ingredients, next take a lowball glass and fill it half way up with your favorite whiskey. Set that aside for the moment. Next grab your sweet vermouth, bitters and cherries and throw them in the trash. Now you're ready to relax with what many experts consider the new water.
My new drink, the Manhattan Special, is nearly identical to a traditional Manhattan with only a couple minor tweaks.
First what you're going to want to do is find a clean working space with plenty of room, then gather up the aforementioned ingredients, next take a lowball glass and fill it half way up with your favorite whiskey. Set that aside for the moment. Next grab your sweet vermouth, bitters and cherries and throw them in the trash. Now you're ready to relax with what many experts consider the new water.
Nick touched Nick's butt.
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